Ever feel as if you're dancing as fast as you can to get around HMO dirty tricks and lame excuses? That's what patients tell us.

As we talked, Jackie remarked that HMOs make their patients do the calypso. Within an hour, she had written the HMO CALYPSO! Patients need to learn the lyrics to win the HMO dance marathon.

Jackie has practiced her song during Y2K. She can stay in tune, but not if she sings to the calypso tempo and beat. I decided to post her lyrics anyway.

If you hate HMOs, you'll love the HMO Calypso!

We hope that you recall this song every time you interact with your HMO and its doctors.  HMOs play hardball.   Learn How to Play HMO HARDBALL successfully.  Protect yourself and your loved ones.  Don't wait!

Jackie's vocal of "HMO Calypso" has been put on hold while we have added other patient protection information to the site. However, her lyrics are available by clicking the button.